AHHH ITS MONDAY

I GOT WORK TMR!
SIAN.
GOODNIGHT.

random thoughts

to survive in this competitive dog-eat-dog world of ours, we need to have either brains or looks, but of course, if u don’t possess both, u can still survive (e.g. rich manipulative people).

If you happen to have no brains,
here’s what u can do:

i) check to see if u have friends
ii) no friends? nvm. got money can also
iii) no money no friends? don’t worry, got a very supportive family behind u
iv) rebel against family? don’t worry, you can turn to religion to turn over a new leaf and start anew as a good person
v) hopefully by then, friends will come to you
vi) still no friends? just sign on to army and u’ll solve the problem u face in (ii).

if u happen to have no looks,
fret not, there’s still hope:

i) check to see if u have friends who don’t mind how u look
ii) no friends? try being funny. crack jokes and be a humorous dude. (girls love that especially it’s an open secret)
iii) neither looks nor humor? then try convincing people that u are a very nice person. in short, be nice to everybody
iii) when being nice makes u get trampled upon instead of building friendships, be an ass and go around irritate people
iv) problem solved. u have officially join the ostracized group in society. congratulations

some random thoughts i have on a saturday morning.

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ytd, had some steamboat dinner in camp.
it was something like a temporary farewell to my canteen uncle and auntie as the canteen is being renovated.
from nxt week onwards, we have to walk damn far to have our tea-breaks
and worse still, i’m stuck in office with a fucker, cos all the signallers are away doing stuff.

after dinner, 4 of us nsf went over to peace centre to chill.
i got owned in daytona for like 5 straight times until i finally gave up playing it.
likewise for pool too. haha.
headed to starbucks for some frap and crap (woo. it rhymes)

ian was very nice to fetch me home. it was like close to 2am already.
YES. manage to save on cab fare.
thanks ian!

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slacking away my saturday afternoon at home atm while trying to figure out vtac.
a break from dota was good (and the fact that i got owned in the previous game made this dota-break possible).

anyway, i watching tv the other day and there was this singapore idol feature.

i saw my vs fren in the top 24 sia.
go theodore!

the importance of placement of commas

“woman without her man is nothing”

1. woman, without her, man is nothing.

2. woman, without her man, is nothing.

same same but different

i always believe that different people do things differently – starting from the way they want something.

for example, if we are talking about eating our favourite chicken rice, this is how each of my family members would ask for it when they want to eat chicken rice:

dad – “hey u all want to eat chicken rice?” he would never say he wants to eat it, he would ask everyone else and hope that they say yes

mum – “the chicken rice here like look quite nice ah.” then she will go on about how nice is it until i say i want to eat it then she will kope and try. LOL

zy – “i want to eat this.” straightforward and frank (very good). but sometimes, he gets so stubborn about wanting a particular thing that he gets frustrated when he can’t get it

myself – “eh zx, u want to eat this?” “eh. mei guan xi la mei guan xi. kan xian” i tend to have this habit of not saying out what i really want *winks*

and now, you get what i mean. right.

fact of the day #6

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

a penny for your thought

gotta be somebody

how many times in life have we thought to ourselves:

-hey, i’m gonna change myself to become a better person!
-hey i’m gonna start losing weight and start jogging 5km daily!
-man, how come i can’t be like him.
-damn it, why is it that he always gets all the praises and i’m always being criticized?

come on, just face it people.
at one point of time, we would have thought about wanting to become somebody else.
and another point of time, we would have thought to ourselves and said, “hey, this is not fair.”

the only reason why nothing changes for the better is because you are the lazy bum who hasn’t taken any actions!

u can’t possibly change just by plainly whining about something.

stop whining, and go be the somebody u had always wanna be.

crap

if u just read and actually thought that i made sense in that previous post, think again.

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no pictures, no new post

fact of the day #5

Famed Italian explorer Marco Polo never learned to swim.

what a noob. if he had dropped into the sea, he would have drowned. HAHA