this is it

nope, i’m not referring to the mj tribute movie.

i’m referring to my NSF life.

ORD!

this is not cool

ord is cool.

but this:

so not cool

to edmund: THANKS for reminding me that if i’m combat-fit, i’ll be receiving a HUUNDRED dollars more. I can buy like 20 EXTRA UP-SIZED VALUE LUNCH MEALS and get 4×2x20=160 more chances of getting SENTOSA COVE and win 50 GRAND!

disclaimer: yes, i know there’s only one sentosa cove and it’s not going to be out anytime soon. just feel like ranting

pepsi and coca-cola

look at these two drinks.

they taste almost similar but ultimately they are two different drinks. they belong to the different companies.
they have different advertisements.
they have different ingredients in them (though not entirely but definitely there will be).

so how can one ever replace the other.

sometimes when u thought things are irreplaceable, they aren’t. nothing is really indispensable to anyone or anything.
there’s always a way out.

then again, it’s nobody’s fault because if u are thirsty, either one does the same thing. they quench ur thirst for an icy cold drink on a hot sunny day.

has this ever happen to you?

one fine day while u were out of your house, suddenly u got these shitting pangs and great, now u have to use the public toilet to settle nature’s call.
and when i say public toilet, i meant any other toilets beside that/those in your homes.
be it, clean hotel toilets or urine-stained dirty public hawker centre toilets, they are still public toilets.

cos u can’t tolerate nor withstand that immense pressure and weight of shit stuck in ur ass, u have no choice but to head to the public toilet.

just when u thought u can just relieve urself and savour that post-shitting moment (u know, that moment when u’ve successfully squeeze out ur shit, that feeling of “shiok-ness”), u try to adjust ur sitting position in preparation for the next squeeze, *WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH* goes the auto-flush.
and great, now ur ass is wet.
then, u start cursing and swearing the fact that how come the auto-flush activates itself despite the fact u are still in on the toilet shitting.

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ok maybe that last sentence applies to me and not many of u but my point is, when they invented the auto-flush system, didn’t they take into consideration the fact that shitting and urinating involves a different position adopted by the user and a different length of time to complete that particular motion (pun intended).

getting water splashed onto your ass (not once, but sometimes twice) in the process of doing such a serious business is damn irritating and anti-climax.

haha oh well. i shouldn’t be complaining that much.
after all, a thought just flashed through my mind: how about girls, don’t they have to put up with this not only while shitting but peeing as well?

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ps: why not install more of those environmentally friendly system that some toilets in singapore have? in this way, we can save water and our asses from being splashed innocently

ps:ps: i couldn’t find any pictures of the auto-flush system, nor this environmentally friendly flush system, hence this all-words-no-pictures post.

ps:ps:ps: i left 19 days (minus leave/off, including weekends) to ORD! SAF. i’ve completed the “S”, now it’s time to complete the “F”

911

everyday, unhappy events take place.
but in retrospect, most of them were actually preventable.

i’m sitting in the library right now – slacking on a friday morning.

all the power points are already occupied when i reached the library. zz.
u can see many students studying.
some really mugging hard, while some are just fb-ing on the laptops.

i missed studying.

come to think about it,
i didn’t really put in a 100% effort in my 2 years in jc and i’m looking forward to making up for that in uni.

and right now, i haven’t even started on my PI form for my melb uni application.
some irony that is.

haha. i’m gonna start soon – i tell myself (since the start of the month).

anyway, some updates on my life:

i went to fairmont hotel last weekend for my friend’s 21st. it was a penthouse suite sia.
but, i think it’s okay only. the room isn’t really very fantastic except for its toilet. there’s a jacuzzi, a SAUNA (right in the toilet) and GOLDEN TAPS.

i watched fd4 with baby and it kinda sucked.

the graphics were shit. the plot – nothing much to complain cos it’s typical fd but the least they could do was to make the show longer? (it was only like about 1 hr 20 plus mins?)

maybe if we watched it in 3d, it would be a little better.

kobe came over to our house for a short stay ytd as hoon geok went overseas.
so WELCOME BACK KOBE!

speaking of a dog, here’s a photo of a cat (taken months ago):

its a starry sight

so here is where u wore this dress. hahaha

can someone enlighten me?

when people ask u to help them do work, nvm.
when they ask u to do more work, nvm.
when they ask u to do work that does not belong to u, nvm (still can tahan).
but when u’ve done it so swee swee for them, then they see liao and choose not to trust your work and fucking decide to choose to do it themselves again, THEN WTH THEY ASK U TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

seriously.
if someone honestly come to you for help and u kindly extend the helping hand to help him, but only to find out that after that, he goes to another person to do/ask/double-confirm/triple-confirm/redo/eat/drink/shit/whatever the thing that u’ve been working so hard to help him on, how would u feel?

congratulations helpful young man, u’ve been punk’d (not by ashton but by some retarded person who don’t trust u to do his work in the first place)

come on, if u don trust somebody, please do not bother that somebody with ur nonsense.
it just goes to show that u are stupid – nobody passes a responsibility to someone whom he don’t trust unless he’s trying to get u into deep shit.

this message goes out to everyone and applies to everything we do: if u don’t trust someone, pls don’t give him responsibility. and if u do happen to trust someone, at the least, make sure u show some appreciation for the work done and not fucking complain.

my 20th

how to conclude a perfect 20th birthday:

Step 1: receive a box with the well wishes written on the outside

Step 2: open the box to see what is inside (usually it’s another box)

Step 3: open the inner box to see what is inside (usually by this step, u should get to ur present, if not, u are punk’d)

Step 4: take out the rest of the accessories and stuff like that

oh! it’s an ipod!

Step 5: thank the person who gave it to you

thank you B

i will probably blog about my bday in another post soon.it was single-handedly planned by none other than B herself

yeah thank you

smu rejected me.

peace

alopecia areata

does the words above sound latin to u?

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Alopecia areata (AA) is a condition affecting humans, in which hair is lost from some or all areas of the body, usually from the scalp. Because it causes bald spots on the scalp, especially in the first stages, it is sometimes called spot baldness.