these few days, the weather has been having mood swings.
one moment rain, one moment sun.
and this afternoon, the weather was throwing tantrums again.
likewise, i didn’t think much about it.
little did i know that the rain got so huge that it caused this:
ps: see the first picture! that is me! inside the yellow circle! i’m on the internet! -_- edited: on second thoughts, it’s too small to even notice that circle. LOL!
anyway something to add.
the ironic thing about this whole freak of nature is the particular house that the tree fell on.
few years ago, something happened at that house and hence the owner decided to build it like the istana.
put spikes on the wall, change the gate, put CCTVs at the car porch, attempted to make the house look so protected.
and well, they succeeded in deterring any burglars or terrorists or trespassers.
but who ever expected that nature got them so easily. lol.
moral of the story? never fight nature cos u sure lose one.
PSPS: i went out with qazim ytd and we had quite an adventure!! haha. to find out more, pls visit www.bluemocha-.blogspot.com
LOL!! too lazy to blog. hahaha.
one fine day while u were out of your house, suddenly u got these shitting pangs and great, now u have to use the public toilet to settle nature’s call.
and when i say public toilet, i meant any other toilets beside that/those in your homes.
be it, clean hotel toilets or urine-stained dirty public hawker centre toilets, they are still public toilets.
cos u can’t tolerate nor withstand that immense pressure and weight of shit stuck in ur ass, u have no choice but to head to the public toilet.
just when u thought u can just relieve urself and savour that post-shitting moment (u know, that moment when u’ve successfully squeeze out ur shit, that feeling of “shiok-ness”), u try to adjust ur sitting position in preparation for the next squeeze, *WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH* goes the auto-flush.
and great, now ur ass is wet.
then, u start cursing and swearing the fact that how come the auto-flush activates itself despite the fact u are still in on the toilet shitting.
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ok maybe that last sentence applies to me and not many of u but my point is, when they invented the auto-flush system, didn’t they take into consideration the fact that shitting and urinating involves a different position adopted by the user and a different length of time to complete that particular motion (pun intended).
getting water splashed onto your ass (not once, but sometimes twice) in the process of doing such a serious business is damn irritating and anti-climax.
haha oh well. i shouldn’t be complaining that much.
after all, a thought just flashed through my mind: how about girls, don’t they have to put up with this not only while shitting but peeing as well?
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ps: why not install more of those environmentally friendly system that some toilets in singapore have? in this way, we can save water and our asses from being splashed innocently
ps:ps: i couldn’t find any pictures of the auto-flush system, nor this environmentally friendly flush system, hence this all-words-no-pictures post.
ps:ps:ps: i left 19 days (minus leave/off, including weekends) to ORD! SAF. i’ve completed the “S”, now it’s time to complete the “F”
everyday, unhappy events take place.
but in retrospect, most of them were actually preventable.
i’m sitting in the library right now – slacking on a friday morning.
all the power points are already occupied when i reached the library. zz.
u can see many students studying.
some really mugging hard, while some are just fb-ing on the laptops.
i missed studying.
come to think about it,
i didn’t really put in a 100% effort in my 2 years in jc and i’m looking forward to making up for that in uni.
and right now, i haven’t even started on my PI form for my melb uni application.
some irony that is.
haha. i’m gonna start soon – i tell myself (since the start of the month).
anyway, some updates on my life:
i went to fairmont hotel last weekend for my friend’s 21st. it was a penthouse suite sia.
but, i think it’s okay only. the room isn’t really very fantastic except for its toilet. there’s a jacuzzi, a SAUNA (right in the toilet) and GOLDEN TAPS.
i watched fd4 with baby and it kinda sucked.
the graphics were shit. the plot – nothing much to complain cos it’s typical fd but the least they could do was to make the show longer? (it was only like about 1 hr 20 plus mins?)
maybe if we watched it in 3d, it would be a little better.
kobe came over to our house for a short stay ytd as hoon geok went overseas.
so WELCOME BACK KOBE!
speaking of a dog, here’s a photo of a cat (taken months ago):
to survive in this competitive dog-eat-dog world of ours, we need to have either brains or looks, but of course, if u don’t possess both, u can still survive (e.g. rich manipulative people).
If you happen to have no brains,
here’s what u can do:
i) check to see if u have friends
ii) no friends? nvm. got money can also
iii) no money no friends? don’t worry, got a very supportive family behind u
iv) rebel against family? don’t worry, you can turn to religion to turn over a new leaf and start anew as a good person
v) hopefully by then, friends will come to you
vi) still no friends? just sign on to army and u’ll solve the problem u face in (ii).
if u happen to have no looks,
fret not, there’s still hope:
i) check to see if u have friends who don’t mind how u look
ii) no friends? try being funny. crack jokes and be a humorous dude. (girls love that especially it’s an open secret)
iii) neither looks nor humor? then try convincing people that u are a very nice person. in short, be nice to everybody
iii) when being nice makes u get trampled upon instead of building friendships, be an ass and go around irritate people
iv) problem solved. u have officially join the ostracized group in society. congratulations
some random thoughts i have on a saturday morning.
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ytd, had some steamboat dinner in camp.
it was something like a temporary farewell to my canteen uncle and auntie as the canteen is being renovated.
from nxt week onwards, we have to walk damn far to have our tea-breaks
and worse still, i’m stuck in office with a fucker, cos all the signallers are away doing stuff.
after dinner, 4 of us nsf went over to peace centre to chill.
i got owned in daytona for like 5 straight times until i finally gave up playing it.
likewise for pool too. haha.
headed to starbucks for some frap and crap (woo. it rhymes)
ian was very nice to fetch me home. it was like close to 2am already.
YES. manage to save on cab fare.
thanks ian!
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slacking away my saturday afternoon at home atm while trying to figure out vtac.
a break from dota was good (and the fact that i got owned in the previous game made this dota-break possible).
anyway, i watching tv the other day and there was this singapore idol feature.
life’s been pretty much monotonous lately.
even though there were fun times, i grew too lazy to blog about them.
anyway,
the boring pace of life was interrupted abruptly by an event that took place last weekend.
it was a saturday night.
and i gave my first.. accident away.
few words shall be spoken as pictures shall take precedence over words in this short post of mine:
it was also the first time i stepped into a police post.
prior to that day, i’ve been looking at images of a police post shown in Crimewatch, excluding that narrating police personnel.
it was a valuable lesson learnt. two points to note for all drivers, regardless of whether you are new or experienced.
1. pls remember that when u are coming out of a side lane, or small lane or turning out from a carpark or house or whatever, u are the LOWEST LIFE FORM on the road. hence, u have to give way to any other being on the road. regardless of whether the other being is in the right or wrong, if sth were to happen, the LOWEST LIFE FORM can hardly win the case.
2. pls drive safely and stay clear of morons-in-disguise drivers. i swear their attitudes might even pawn that of moody taxi drivers (well at least that one i met had an attitude like that)
thank you mum and dad for the guidance.
thank you xiao jiu for his voluntary help.
thank you ms ong for the support throughout the entire incident.
when people ask u to help them do work, nvm.
when they ask u to do more work, nvm.
when they ask u to do work that does not belong to u, nvm (still can tahan).
but when u’ve done it so swee swee for them, then they see liao and choose not to trust your work and fucking decide to choose to do it themselves again, THEN WTH THEY ASK U TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
seriously.
if someone honestly come to you for help and u kindly extend the helping hand to help him, but only to find out that after that, he goes to another person to do/ask/double-confirm/triple-confirm/redo/eat/drink/shit/whatever the thing that u’ve been working so hard to help him on, how would u feel?
congratulations helpful young man, u’ve been punk’d (not by ashton but by some retarded person who don’t trust u to do his work in the first place)
come on, if u don trust somebody, please do not bother that somebody with ur nonsense.
it just goes to show that u are stupid – nobody passes a responsibility to someone whom he don’t trust unless he’s trying to get u into deep shit.
this message goes out to everyone and applies to everything we do: if u don’t trust someone, pls don’t give him responsibility. and if u do happen to trust someone, at the least, make sure u show some appreciation for the work done and not fucking complain.
mj is dead but he’s already a legend long before he’s dead.
i’m not a really crazy fan of mj but it pisses me to see the media discussing about those controversies about him.
at one instance, u see his music videos playing on air and then in the next instance, u flip open the papers beside u and there they are discussing whether he’s innocent or guilty to molestation charges.
come on, don’t be retarded.
when you die, i’m sure that you would like people to remember your good deeds and your achievements, instead of the bad things that u’ve done.
for the record, mj has the highest charitable involvement(a phrase i came up of my own) in the world compared to any other celebrity.
anyway, i suck at explaining at words so just watch this video:
R.I.P mj
ps: i seriously don’t understand what’s the big deal about MPs in singapore.
the past 3 weeks of june was like the highlight of the year (not mentioning the batam trip which definitely tops everything else ).
i returned back to camp on 1st june and i was told that the peak period would start on 10th nov.
fantastic. 10th nov also happens to be the day i’ll see my pink ic.
honestly speaking, ns is like a wind that comes and goes almost instantly.
17 months gone, 5 months to go. out of 17 months, 11 months were spent on healing my fracture.
so now i’m officially a clerk cos of my pes status.
and hence, i’ve lost the combat pay that i’ve been drawing for the past 8-9 months or so
well, i’ve found another avenues of earning cash though!
outings with B in b/w working days were awesome:
1. caught the 3d version of monsters vs aliens
2. watched ghosts of girlfriends past
3. outback steakhouse
4. sengkang adventure
5. hk cafe
6. marina barrage
they have brought us closer together and made me think about certain things.
on my bday, i spent the entire day with B.
thinking back now, i would still choose to spend the turning-20 moment with her
(shall blog about this in another post. soon, i hope)
actually for that week, it was my frens’ bdays too!
time was also spent meeting up with old frens: vsco, azmi gang and the ny-ians from plt 4
and sadly, no photos were taken, hence that explains for this wordy post.
and finally, today’s father’s day and tomorrow’s my mum’s bday!
we went out for a meal at bishan and i bumped into yj and regina tgt with his parents queuing for dtf.
for some reason, i see the mum and regina keep smiling at me.
so i smiled back. lol.
and to end off this post, i’m meeting the ny-ians again this friday!
WOOO
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