Since i haven’t blogged in proper for more than a week, i’m quite sure that my fingers are too lazy to do a brief recount of everything.
So i’ll just start with yesterday.
I woke up at 11am++ close to 12pm.
Actually i woke up not cos i figured out that it’s too late already, but cos i want to prove to someone that i’m not some lazy pig and that my PBAC is still intact. haha.
Then ate donuts and porridge for brunch.
After which, it was msn-ing and surfing of net until 3pm plus.
Nothing much happened in the afternoon i must say.
Listening to the melody of the raindrops as they landed on the windows and the ground outside was quite… quite… (can’t seem to find a word) cool i must say.
Then at night we went to our uncle joshua’s house.
I heard that it was Shalom’s Bday but it turned out to be Issac’s bday.
damn malu sia.
reached there liao, i was like “where’s shalom? i want wish him happy bday.”
then their maid never say anything.then when i walked into the room, i saw shalom, he gave me that stunned face.
super hilarious.
I immed. siam siam go look for issac and wish him happy bday.
He’s same age as zy.
I just realized that my mum’s side got 3 guys same age – all 1991 babies.
March, April (zy) and August.
Met jane with her frens.
Chatted with her a while then disappeared to go get food.
Then chatted with jane’s grandpa.
Took pictures.
Eat some more.
Tried knot-tying with about 5 to 6 cherry stalks and failed.
Jane tried to fake me by tying it with her fingers then putting it into her mouth, but her friend’s laughters gave her away. lol.
Then we used uncle joshua’s iMAC to skype with my mom cos she wants to show us her new apartment.
It’s quite nice sia.
It has a gym, swimming pool, jacuzzi and stuff.
it’s like a condo in singapore like that, just that the weekly rent of >400AUD is enough to burn the wallet, not including living expenses.
It seems like my parents are doing fine there, which is a good thing =)
take care mum dad!
and so,
after that, me and zy headed to CGH to visit zhi ming.
Btw, he’s my cousin – the eldest cousin from my dad’s side.
I’m the first to enlist into the army from my dad’s side and .. i fractured my ankle and was on crutches and mc for 5 months.
He’s the second to enlist into the army from my dad’s side and .. he damaged his ligament and is on crutches and mc for __ days/weeks/months.
hahaha.
Damn suey la i would say.
He didn’t complete live range and ippt.
He missed sitest too.
So if he really can’t go back and do all these, he has to taste the tekong air again next time.
and OFF GOES ALL HIS HAIR again.
He looks fine la but i think he’s concerned about his own condition.
The doc also not sure of what is it, that’s why put him into hospitalization.
Then he told me, he upgraded to Class B2 ward. and my first thought was GG.
cos army only covers up to Class C and once u upgrade, u become private patient liao so need to pay own fees.
and he still said that he maybe going for MRI scan which is quite ex too.
yeah, so GET WELL SOON COUS! 
haha we hung around abit more to talk about army stuff and the olympics.
My uncle is not staying with him throughout the night cos he wants to watch olympics on tv.
Uncle: tomorrow i won’t be coming to visit u in morning, i’ll ask mummy to come. I’ll be coming in afternoon.
Zhi Ming: why. u cannot make it ah?
Uncle: I going to climb bukit timah hill tmr leh.
(silence)
Zhi Ming: (jokingly) what can be more important than ur son? dont go climb la.
Uncle: You okay what, still can walk and talk.
Zhi Ming: (turned to me) and so… (army talk continues)
LOL.
It was 1030pm by the time we left the place.
so we accompanied our uncle to wait for his bus.
After that, me and my bro went to drink some starbucks.
CARAMEL FRAP.
then we took a cab home.
and we met this super friendly cabby sia.
I was discussing with my bro the two people who alighted from the cab before we boarded it.
I saw them running towards the CGH direction while waiting with my uncle for his bus.
Then suddenly they appeared, coming out of this cab which was travelling towards the CGH direction.
So i discussed with my bro.
me: aye u got see that two people just now not?
zy: who? (looking lost)
me: that two la. just now we waiting with da bo at the bus-stop, then got these two people running towards CGH there.
zy: have meh? never notice.
me: there! so obvious. they run (keep gesturing) there then disappear then sudd. they appear in this cab. so funny sia. dont know where they go.
zy: (tries his best to stay interested) [i forgot what he said]
SUDDENLY,
the cabby SPOKE.
cabby: orh. the two of them ah. nono. actually got 3 but one alighted before liao. they asked me to ….
i wasn’t really listening to the explanation but i still “orhh” after that.
hahaha.
my brother and i were looking at each other and laughing sia.
cos i thought i spoke quite softly. LOL.
which is a bad habit of mine cos times that i usually thought i was speaking softly, actually i was speaking damn loudly all the while.
not loudly la to be exact. it’s just audible to most people lor. lol.
There were silence after that.
After a while..
zy: aye how come got the 30 cents surcharge ah.
me: oh. that one last time have liao. its due to the diesel dont know what la so got another 30 cents.
zy: orh. really ah.
me: there (pointing to window) should have a notice ma. that time i see before.
both of us: (looked around the whole cab but also dont have)
me: oh i think they take away liao. but its just some diesel shit.
zy: oh like that.
(pause a while)
zy: then taxi how the meter count one ah. u travel fast or slow, the meter jump the same ah?
at this moment, me and my bro were discussing about whether a cab’s speed will affect the fare that it charges.
And whether if the cab is stationary, will it earn more and stuff like that.
and here comes the EC (EC = Eavesdropping Cabby)
EC: Actually, the car’s speed does not affect how much u can earn.
zy: my frens got say before that if cab drive slow slow, can earn more.
EC: not true. cos u see ah. for example .. (then he gave figures and stuff)
it’s quite alot of elaboration and i also too sian to post everything here.
But the bottom line is, for cabs right.
there’s no point for them to drive slow slow. Instead, they would want to drive fast and send their passengers to their destinations quickly so that they can always pick up another one.
Say, for example, there’s this stretch of 5km road.
No matter whether the cab is travelling at 60 km/h or 90 km/h, they will charge the same, ceteris paribus.
And if a cab is stuck in a jam, compared to when it is travelling smoothly, it’ll actually earn more by travelling smoothly.
SO, the moral of the story?
it is: dont think that cabbies are always there to try and rip us off by driving slowly or purposely go get stuck in jam or purposely drive slow slow so wun beat traffic lights or what. they are just doing us a favour to send us to wherever we want to go in the shortest time possible. we happy, they happy.
EC then started to tell us about stuff, mainly cos zy prompted him.
zy: so do night shift good anot? better right?
EC: depends la. drive taxi now is very much about luck.
EC: sometimes unlucky, then will meet bad passengers lor.
zy: ya lor. there has been quite alot of thefts in cabs recently (i KNOW NOTHING about this. is it true?)
EC: ya. uncle got robbed 9 times already.
zy and me: WOW. how come so suey.
me: wah then like that how.
EC: lucky they nice la. nvr pay money then run out of cab one. some of the cabbies i know kena stabbed and held at knife-point one.
EC: how ah? just let it be lor. u bring them go police station. the police will only ask u, “so what u want us to do? (we no money also)”
[at this point, i feel like saying, "LL lor. what to do. suck thumb." LL=lan lan]
EC: but hor. actually i quite lucky also. every of these 9 times, after i kena cheated of cab fares, i got more business for the rest of the day, so i dont mind meeting these kind of people again.
LOL right?
hahaha he damn funny.
u should have heard the way he said it.
Anyway, then we asked him about whether he see those stuff before.
u know, those stuff u see in the 7th lunar month.
EC: no luck leh. bo bian. i purposely drive past cemeteries and stuff at night, but still cannot see.
EC: then got once, my frens say they saw this old lady sitting at the parapet every night at Joo Chiat Lorong H (i think. cannot remember clearly) so i that day dropped someone nearby then decide to go see see. i drove past there a couple of times, SLOWLY, but still cannot see. no luck lor.
EC: actually these kind of things no need scared one. if i see one, i will want to chit chat with it. cos it’s like normal pple cannot see but u can see, so its a special thing leh.. (blah blah)
then he started talking about his army stuff.
he said he purposely go do stuff that pple say will allow them to see things, but in the end, no luck too.
things like:
he go sleep under banana tree at outfield.
he go bury bayonet in the ground. (cos it supposedly does sth)
haha.
after we alighted at our house, me and my bro came out of the cab, looking at each other and started to laugh.
THE END
oh and before i go away to enjoy the rhythm of the falling rain, (it’s raining outside now btw)
happy 3rd month beeeee! 
LUMM.
