pepsi and coca-cola

look at these two drinks.

they taste almost similar but ultimately they are two different drinks. they belong to the different companies.
they have different advertisements.
they have different ingredients in them (though not entirely but definitely there will be).

so how can one ever replace the other.

sometimes when u thought things are irreplaceable, they aren’t. nothing is really indispensable to anyone or anything.
there’s always a way out.

then again, it’s nobody’s fault because if u are thirsty, either one does the same thing. they quench ur thirst for an icy cold drink on a hot sunny day.

has this ever happen to you?

one fine day while u were out of your house, suddenly u got these shitting pangs and great, now u have to use the public toilet to settle nature’s call.
and when i say public toilet, i meant any other toilets beside that/those in your homes.
be it, clean hotel toilets or urine-stained dirty public hawker centre toilets, they are still public toilets.

cos u can’t tolerate nor withstand that immense pressure and weight of shit stuck in ur ass, u have no choice but to head to the public toilet.

just when u thought u can just relieve urself and savour that post-shitting moment (u know, that moment when u’ve successfully squeeze out ur shit, that feeling of “shiok-ness”), u try to adjust ur sitting position in preparation for the next squeeze, *WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH* goes the auto-flush.
and great, now ur ass is wet.
then, u start cursing and swearing the fact that how come the auto-flush activates itself despite the fact u are still in on the toilet shitting.

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ok maybe that last sentence applies to me and not many of u but my point is, when they invented the auto-flush system, didn’t they take into consideration the fact that shitting and urinating involves a different position adopted by the user and a different length of time to complete that particular motion (pun intended).

getting water splashed onto your ass (not once, but sometimes twice) in the process of doing such a serious business is damn irritating and anti-climax.

haha oh well. i shouldn’t be complaining that much.
after all, a thought just flashed through my mind: how about girls, don’t they have to put up with this not only while shitting but peeing as well?

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ps: why not install more of those environmentally friendly system that some toilets in singapore have? in this way, we can save water and our asses from being splashed innocently

ps:ps: i couldn’t find any pictures of the auto-flush system, nor this environmentally friendly flush system, hence this all-words-no-pictures post.

ps:ps:ps: i left 19 days (minus leave/off, including weekends) to ORD! SAF. i’ve completed the “S”, now it’s time to complete the “F”

AHHH ITS MONDAY

I GOT WORK TMR!
SIAN.
GOODNIGHT.