random thoughts

to survive in this competitive dog-eat-dog world of ours, we need to have either brains or looks, but of course, if u don’t possess both, u can still survive (e.g. rich manipulative people).

If you happen to have no brains,
here’s what u can do:

i) check to see if u have friends
ii) no friends? nvm. got money can also
iii) no money no friends? don’t worry, got a very supportive family behind u
iv) rebel against family? don’t worry, you can turn to religion to turn over a new leaf and start anew as a good person
v) hopefully by then, friends will come to you
vi) still no friends? just sign on to army and u’ll solve the problem u face in (ii).

if u happen to have no looks,
fret not, there’s still hope:

i) check to see if u have friends who don’t mind how u look
ii) no friends? try being funny. crack jokes and be a humorous dude. (girls love that especially it’s an open secret)
iii) neither looks nor humor? then try convincing people that u are a very nice person. in short, be nice to everybody
iii) when being nice makes u get trampled upon instead of building friendships, be an ass and go around irritate people
iv) problem solved. u have officially join the ostracized group in society. congratulations

some random thoughts i have on a saturday morning.

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ytd, had some steamboat dinner in camp.
it was something like a temporary farewell to my canteen uncle and auntie as the canteen is being renovated.
from nxt week onwards, we have to walk damn far to have our tea-breaks
and worse still, i’m stuck in office with a fucker, cos all the signallers are away doing stuff.

after dinner, 4 of us nsf went over to peace centre to chill.
i got owned in daytona for like 5 straight times until i finally gave up playing it.
likewise for pool too. haha.
headed to starbucks for some frap and crap (woo. it rhymes)

ian was very nice to fetch me home. it was like close to 2am already.
YES. manage to save on cab fare.
thanks ian!

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slacking away my saturday afternoon at home atm while trying to figure out vtac.
a break from dota was good (and the fact that i got owned in the previous game made this dota-break possible).

anyway, i watching tv the other day and there was this singapore idol feature.

i saw my vs fren in the top 24 sia.
go theodore!

SHOO mid-week blues

something to lighten up your wednesday!

its a starry sight

so here is where u wore this dress. hahaha

i gave away my first..

life’s been pretty much monotonous lately.
even though there were fun times, i grew too lazy to blog about them.

anyway,

the boring pace of life was interrupted abruptly by an event that took place last weekend.

it was a saturday night.
and i gave my first.. accident away.

few words shall be spoken as pictures shall take precedence over words in this short post of mine:

it was also the first time i stepped into a police post.
prior to that day, i’ve been looking at images of a police post shown in Crimewatch, excluding that narrating police personnel.

it was a valuable lesson learnt. two points to note for all drivers, regardless of whether you are new or experienced.

1. pls remember that when u are coming out of a side lane, or small lane or turning out from a carpark or house or whatever, u are the LOWEST LIFE FORM on the road. hence, u have to give way to any other being on the road. regardless of whether the other being is in the right or wrong, if sth were to happen, the LOWEST LIFE FORM can hardly win the case.

2. pls drive safely and stay clear of morons-in-disguise drivers. i swear their attitudes might even pawn that of moody taxi drivers (well at least that one i met had an attitude like that)

thank you mum and dad for the guidance.
thank you xiao jiu for his voluntary help.
thank you ms ong for the support throughout the entire incident.

the eventful week

what a week.

let’s just hope that next week turns out better.