this is it

nope, i’m not referring to the mj tribute movie.

i’m referring to my NSF life.

ORD!

this is not cool

ord is cool.

but this:

so not cool

to edmund: THANKS for reminding me that if i’m combat-fit, i’ll be receiving a HUUNDRED dollars more. I can buy like 20 EXTRA UP-SIZED VALUE LUNCH MEALS and get 4×2x20=160 more chances of getting SENTOSA COVE and win 50 GRAND!

disclaimer: yes, i know there’s only one sentosa cove and it’s not going to be out anytime soon. just feel like ranting

Nothing beats Nature

these few days, the weather has been having mood swings.
one moment rain, one moment sun.

and this afternoon, the weather was throwing tantrums again.
likewise, i didn’t think much about it.

little did i know that the rain got so huge that it caused this:

ps: see the first picture! that is me! inside the yellow circle! i’m on the internet! -_-
edited: on second thoughts, it’s too small to even notice that circle. LOL!

oh ya, if any of u is interested, check out the direct link: http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/274700/huge_tree_falls_at_gambir_road.html

anyway something to add.
the ironic thing about this whole freak of nature is the particular house that the tree fell on.
few years ago, something happened at that house and hence the owner decided to build it like the istana.
put spikes on the wall, change the gate, put CCTVs at the car porch, attempted to make the house look so protected.
and well, they succeeded in deterring any burglars or terrorists or trespassers.

but who ever expected that nature got them so easily. lol.

moral of the story? never fight nature cos u sure lose one.

PSPS: i went out with qazim ytd and we had quite an adventure!! haha. to find out more, pls visit www.bluemocha-.blogspot.com
LOL!! too lazy to blog. hahaha.

pepsi and coca-cola

look at these two drinks.

they taste almost similar but ultimately they are two different drinks. they belong to the different companies.
they have different advertisements.
they have different ingredients in them (though not entirely but definitely there will be).

so how can one ever replace the other.

sometimes when u thought things are irreplaceable, they aren’t. nothing is really indispensable to anyone or anything.
there’s always a way out.

then again, it’s nobody’s fault because if u are thirsty, either one does the same thing. they quench ur thirst for an icy cold drink on a hot sunny day.

has this ever happen to you?

one fine day while u were out of your house, suddenly u got these shitting pangs and great, now u have to use the public toilet to settle nature’s call.
and when i say public toilet, i meant any other toilets beside that/those in your homes.
be it, clean hotel toilets or urine-stained dirty public hawker centre toilets, they are still public toilets.

cos u can’t tolerate nor withstand that immense pressure and weight of shit stuck in ur ass, u have no choice but to head to the public toilet.

just when u thought u can just relieve urself and savour that post-shitting moment (u know, that moment when u’ve successfully squeeze out ur shit, that feeling of “shiok-ness”), u try to adjust ur sitting position in preparation for the next squeeze, *WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH* goes the auto-flush.
and great, now ur ass is wet.
then, u start cursing and swearing the fact that how come the auto-flush activates itself despite the fact u are still in on the toilet shitting.

…

ok maybe that last sentence applies to me and not many of u but my point is, when they invented the auto-flush system, didn’t they take into consideration the fact that shitting and urinating involves a different position adopted by the user and a different length of time to complete that particular motion (pun intended).

getting water splashed onto your ass (not once, but sometimes twice) in the process of doing such a serious business is damn irritating and anti-climax.

haha oh well. i shouldn’t be complaining that much.
after all, a thought just flashed through my mind: how about girls, don’t they have to put up with this not only while shitting but peeing as well?

…

ps: why not install more of those environmentally friendly system that some toilets in singapore have? in this way, we can save water and our asses from being splashed innocently

ps:ps: i couldn’t find any pictures of the auto-flush system, nor this environmentally friendly flush system, hence this all-words-no-pictures post.

ps:ps:ps: i left 19 days (minus leave/off, including weekends) to ORD! SAF. i’ve completed the “S”, now it’s time to complete the “F”

AHHH ITS MONDAY

I GOT WORK TMR!
SIAN.
GOODNIGHT.

how in the hell?

how in the hell does VTAC benefit from charging extra fees from pple amending their OWN PERSONAL INFORMATION in their application?

i seriously don’t understand.

it’s similar to how WOs in my camp benefit from screwing NSFs’ lives upside down.

and similarly, it can be compared to how kanye west benefitted from making that retarded statement at the VMA 2009.

bunch of retards.

911

everyday, unhappy events take place.
but in retrospect, most of them were actually preventable.

i’m sitting in the library right now – slacking on a friday morning.

all the power points are already occupied when i reached the library. zz.
u can see many students studying.
some really mugging hard, while some are just fb-ing on the laptops.

i missed studying.

come to think about it,
i didn’t really put in a 100% effort in my 2 years in jc and i’m looking forward to making up for that in uni.

and right now, i haven’t even started on my PI form for my melb uni application.
some irony that is.

haha. i’m gonna start soon – i tell myself (since the start of the month).

anyway, some updates on my life:

i went to fairmont hotel last weekend for my friend’s 21st. it was a penthouse suite sia.
but, i think it’s okay only. the room isn’t really very fantastic except for its toilet. there’s a jacuzzi, a SAUNA (right in the toilet) and GOLDEN TAPS.

i watched fd4 with baby and it kinda sucked.

the graphics were shit. the plot – nothing much to complain cos it’s typical fd but the least they could do was to make the show longer? (it was only like about 1 hr 20 plus mins?)

maybe if we watched it in 3d, it would be a little better.

kobe came over to our house for a short stay ytd as hoon geok went overseas.
so WELCOME BACK KOBE!

speaking of a dog, here’s a photo of a cat (taken months ago):

random thoughts

to survive in this competitive dog-eat-dog world of ours, we need to have either brains or looks, but of course, if u don’t possess both, u can still survive (e.g. rich manipulative people).

If you happen to have no brains,
here’s what u can do:

i) check to see if u have friends
ii) no friends? nvm. got money can also
iii) no money no friends? don’t worry, got a very supportive family behind u
iv) rebel against family? don’t worry, you can turn to religion to turn over a new leaf and start anew as a good person
v) hopefully by then, friends will come to you
vi) still no friends? just sign on to army and u’ll solve the problem u face in (ii).

if u happen to have no looks,
fret not, there’s still hope:

i) check to see if u have friends who don’t mind how u look
ii) no friends? try being funny. crack jokes and be a humorous dude. (girls love that especially it’s an open secret)
iii) neither looks nor humor? then try convincing people that u are a very nice person. in short, be nice to everybody
iii) when being nice makes u get trampled upon instead of building friendships, be an ass and go around irritate people
iv) problem solved. u have officially join the ostracized group in society. congratulations

some random thoughts i have on a saturday morning.

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ytd, had some steamboat dinner in camp.
it was something like a temporary farewell to my canteen uncle and auntie as the canteen is being renovated.
from nxt week onwards, we have to walk damn far to have our tea-breaks
and worse still, i’m stuck in office with a fucker, cos all the signallers are away doing stuff.

after dinner, 4 of us nsf went over to peace centre to chill.
i got owned in daytona for like 5 straight times until i finally gave up playing it.
likewise for pool too. haha.
headed to starbucks for some frap and crap (woo. it rhymes)

ian was very nice to fetch me home. it was like close to 2am already.
YES. manage to save on cab fare.
thanks ian!

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slacking away my saturday afternoon at home atm while trying to figure out vtac.
a break from dota was good (and the fact that i got owned in the previous game made this dota-break possible).

anyway, i watching tv the other day and there was this singapore idol feature.

i saw my vs fren in the top 24 sia.
go theodore!

SHOO mid-week blues

something to lighten up your wednesday!